BRAND SPANKING NEW!

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Hooking her fingers in his shirt, she ripped at the fabric. Buttons popped off and bounced along the wood floor, leaving his dress shirt hanging open. Ruined.

 

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Honeymoon’s Over

Kelli Scott 

Macy loves her new husband Bryan, but she’s discovered living with him is taking considerable adjustment. Towels on the bathroom floor, dropping clothes wherever, division of household chores…it isn’t long before the small annoyances threaten to become a big problem. Until Macy’s best friend offers some sage advice…

1. Pick your battles wisely.

2. When annoyed, have angry sex to blow off the small stuff.

Soon, Macy and Bryan are having sex several times a day, and while he’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, Bryan has gotten some advice of his own. Advice that will take them from angry sex to ecstasy before you can say “silk tie”.

All’s fair in love, war and the bid for marital bliss!

A Romantica® contemporary erotic romance from Ellora’s Cave

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What day is it?

That's right. Horny Hump Day!!!! I've been away soooooo long. Toooooo long. I write comedy, but while searching for an excerpt, I came across this snippet of sentiment from Fun With Rick and Jade.

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All that mattered, everything that meant anything, was right here, under him, with him. He was inside the meaning of life, what drove civilization to go on; love, commitment, and family. She’d laugh at him for saying so.

 

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Humping it!

 

I'm happy to be back for Horny Hump Day. Who wouldn't be?

 

 

Here are my three - count 'em - three sentences from Fun With Rick and Jade.

 

 

She slipped her flimsy robe off. The diaphanous fabric floated to the floor like a 

leaf, almost in slow motion. She was naked except for a lacy white bra.

 

 

Blurb:

Jade Li only wants what’s coming to her from her high-profile baby daddy—some child support and she’ll stay out of his life and off his radar. But because of her sordid past, she’s terrified of losing custody. What she needs, according to her attorney, is a husband.

 

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A hump a day keeps the doctor away...

 

Happy Happy Hump Day! Are you in the mood for vampires? Hope so. Please forgive my extra sentence, but a couple are really short.

 

Excerpt:

 

He struggled against the restraints. Not to be free of the belts around his ankles and neckties knotted at his wrists, cutting into his skin. He fought for control. A raw primal need to pin her beneath him and plant his cock deep inside her body took hold.

 

Blurb:

Years after Luke’s sweetheart was ripped from his arms on prom night, Meri’s loss still haunts him. Searching for her everywhere, he finds her only in his dreams and on the pages of a dark comic book he created in her image. But on the anniversary of her disappearance, she shows up on his doorstep without having aged a day. What can he do but invite her in? 

Meri’s nights are all about surviving alone on the dark, seedy side of life. Once a year she treats herself to a night of tasty passion with her one true love. Is this the year to seal the deal and make their love eternal, or will she walk away to become just another fantasy?

 

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Hump Day!

Happy, happy, horny hump day! My excerpt today is from Blind Passion, which I'm thrilled to announce is a Passionate Plume finalist!

 

 

Excerpt:

Sal cupped her cheek with one hand and the back of her neck with the other, pulling her lips to his. His mouth closed in on hers, taking her lips, forcing them apart with his tongue. She tasted sweet and tart from the drink, her mouth warm and cold folded into each other.

Blurb:

Nicole Adkins’ silly crush on her neighbor is slowly starting to resemble an obsession. After months of watching him from afar, she’s resorted to orchestrating accidental elevator encounters and bumbling through rehearsed conversations that go terribly wrong. 

Salvatore Lopez is legally blind. To him, Nicki is a pleasant-smelling, sexy-sounding blur in a rotating rainbow of different-colored clothes. He’s intrigued, but fears he’s nothing more to her than a charity case. 

But Sal’s blindness means Nicki can watch him risk-free from her apartment and fantasize about sensual encounters. Most of all, she can pretend he’s watching from his apartment as she pleasures herself. He’s the perfect man to indulge all her dark fantasies. If he regains his sight, it could be the beginning of a beautiful romance—or the end.

 

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Humping it!

We're almost there. Halfway to the weekend. Hope this snippet helps get you over the hump.

Excerpt:

Gage laid his palms flat on the mattress behind him and propped himself up with his arms. Raising his hips off the bed, he moaned and pushed his cock against her soft hands. If he didn’t he’d come unglued, shattering into a million pieces. 

 

Blurb:

Jennifer Goodwin is recovering from a traumatic car accident that’s left her scarred, inside and out. Her sexy Marine pen pal haunts her dreams and has her heart racing, but she’s dumped him anyway, afraid of his pity. A costume ball gives her the chance to come out of her shell while hiding her face, and the hot sailor who approaches her tempts her to indulge in a night of forbidden passion. 

Gage Brewer is on a mission, despite being on leave from the Marines. He’s determined to confront the woman who befriended him while he was deployed and find out why she left him. Once he’s claimed her body, maybe he can win back her heart.

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Horny Is As Horny Does

Welcome to my contribution to Horny Hump Day! 

 

I'm doing something a little different this week. My snippet is from my not-yet-released erotic novel - Fun with Rick and Jade! There will be no buy link as it is not for sale yet.

By the moonlight he saw her bite at her lower lip.

“Easy,” he whispered, the word catching in his throat like bald tires on a gravel road. Rick rested his hands on her thighs and moved with her, slow and undemanding like a rolling wave on the ocean.

 

Unedited Blurb:

Jade Li only wants what’s coming to her from her high profile baby daddy—some child support and she’ll stay out of his life and off his radar. Committed to being a good mother, she’s left her high priced call girl lifestyle behind and wants a fresh start. But because of her sordid past, she’s terrified of losing custody. What she needs, according to her attorney, is a husband.

 

Enter Rick Jette, younger brother to Jade’s attorney. Rick could use a wife and child for a business deal his future hinges on. Plus he owes his brother a huge favor that not even marrying a sexy ex-call girl could repay. Marriage is not what he’d expected. At. All. The good was better than he’d ever dreamed as they play house. The bad turns out to be worse than he could even imagine when he starts to have feelings for his new family.

 

 

Horny Hump Day Revisited

 

Forgive me for staying away so long. But I'm back with a vengence.

 

 

Excerpt:

She leaned back against the dashboard, using it and him to stabilize her as she roiled against his touch. Her hips swiveled to an imaginary beat. God, he wanted to switch the dome light on, but feared it would draw too much attention to them.

 

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Silk Stalkings blurb:

Yancey Peters is on a mission to beef up her sexual resumé. Men have told her she’s the kind of woman you marry, not the kind you fool around with. The problem is, none of the men she’s dated are ready to settle down. So Yancey decides to transform herself from plain Jane to hot chick and embark on a sexual exploration of her own. 

Diego Ramos is through with reckless women, done chasing after short skirts, sexy silk stockings and high heels. Until he meets Yancey, that is. He thought he was ready to settle down, find a wholesome wife and start a family. Yancey makes him realize he might have one more carefree fling in him after all.  

Unfortunately, Yancey has also caught the eye of another admirer who wants more than she’s willing to give.

 

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Me So Horny!!!

Welcome to another installment of Horny Hump Day. Even though my...my...research assistant has heard the phrase "Me so horny" before (not from me), we heard it in a movie the other day and he laughed for...too long. Anyhow, my three sentence excerpt in from Passion Pill. 

 

Excerpt from Passion Pill:

"Uhmmm," she moaned, still trapped somewhere between sleep and waking.

Foggy images of naked bodies contorted in a tangle of limbs, one body melting into another, played like a motion picture in her brain. Faces she didn’t recognize kissed and caressed in an orgy of passion.

 

Blurb:

Millie has a big problem. She’s never experienced the big O, even with a doting boyfriend who loves her like crazy. If she can’t be Tom’s partner in every way—emotionally, spiritually and physically—Millie resigns herself to setting him free to find the total package. But then a last chance comes in the form of a little pink pill. 
 

Tom’s wary about Millie taking drugs to enhance her libido, but he wants her to experience every sensation mind-blowing sex can deliver. The passion pills take them on a wild ride, but they both know that sooner or later the drug trial will end and the pills will stop coming. Perhaps Millie will, too.

 



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Welcome back to Horny Hump Day! Or welcome to HHD if you're a hump day virgin.

 

 

What can you do with 3 little sentences?

 

Excerpt: She shrieked with delight when he swept her up in a commanding tuck-and-roll maneuver that put him on top of her near the foot of the bed. Grant went back to lavishing her with kisses, alternating sweet with sensual with fierce, his rough five-o’clock shadow scrubbing against her skin. She’d happily suffer a case of whisker burn for him, wearing it like a badge of honor tomorrow.

Blurb:

When Grant, mayor of Mystic Springs, asks Ivy to run the Mystic Springs resort, she’s so thrilled, she accepts the job without so much as visiting the town first. Then she arrives and meets Grant—and her goals change. She got her dream job, and now she wants Grant…preferably at her mercy in the bedroom. 

Grant’s inner animal is desperate to take Ivy. And he’s not joking about the “animal” part—Grant and most of the Mystic Springs residents are shifters. The spring is more than a landmark, it’s the touchstone that grounds their powers and keeps them on the human side of the shifter spectrum. But the spring is running dry… 

The townspeople are convinced Ivy is the woman who was prophesied to rejuvenate the spring. Local legend is rife with rumors of sex rites that might help, and Grant’s only too happy to give them a go. He just has to convince Ivy that he’s the man—er, wolf?—for her.

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And I'm so proud that Hair of the Dog is a NERFA (National Excellence in Romance Fiction Award) finalist in the erotic category.

 

 

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Drive-In

Here we are again. Horny Hump Day.

 

And I chose an excerpt from Drive-In because, well, dang, it has the same couple on the cover as the Horny Hump Day graphic. And they're pretty much doing what they're doing on my book cover. Speaking of covers...I know I said I loved the cover for Stormy Wedding, but I love this one too. They just got it so right at Ellora's Cave.

 

Blurb: 

Brandi’s recovering from a painful and expensive divorce, and definitely isn’t looking for a relationship. But when her high-school crush Evan bangs into her—literally—his gorgeous body and sexy smile have as much a hold on her as ever. It’s no wonder Brandi can’t bring herself to say no to him when he reminds her that she still owes him a date he was promised more than ten years ago. 
 

Evan figures he has one chance to wow Brandi, who’s always been the one who got away. To his delight, he finds she’s the same girl he used to know…but she now has a sexy, slightly kinky edge. When their date takes an unexpectedly erotic turn and ends with the best sex of his life, Evan knows she’s still the only girl for him. Now he just has to convince Brandi.

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Teaser (forgive me for using 4 sentences):

 

His face heated up. He wasn’t accustomed to viewing porn with a girl on a first date. Or second date. Planning a porn date sounded more like a last-date sort of stunt.

 



Horny Hump Day!

 

 

Horny Hump Day! What a great idea!

 

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My excerpt is from my debut erotic (which still holds a special place in my heart and I think it is one of my favorite covers) Stormy Wedding. Her is the blurb:

Rachel McAllister tried to dissuade Rory Callahan’s interest, she’d been hurt by love too many times before, but Rory had been as relentless as a dog after a bone. She gave in, but made one thing perfectly clear from the start—no sex until she said, “I do.” If Rachel knew one thing about men, it was that you gave them what they wanted—sex—and they’d be out the door before the sun came up. Rory has passed all her tests and jumped through her hoops to prove his love. They’re ready to say, “I do”, and Rachel’s ready to erase any of Rory’s lingering regrets about waiting to have sex. 

Rory fell head over heels for Rachel at first sight. Getting her to date him was another matter altogether. He’d followed all her rules and has barely complained about her strict moral code. Now he’s going to marry her for better or worse. He’s about to find out his goody-two-shoes bride-to-be is a fiery vixen who’s too hot to handle.

 

Here's the set up...Our bride, Rachel, is alone in her hotel room the night before the wedding. She's rumaging through her Naughty Nuptuals bridal shower gifts, anticipating the honeymoon night.

 

Excerpt:

Ashley’s gift, a vibrator that laughed at all other vibrators. It was a prank, a joke. A big joke.
 

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