Friday, February 15, 2013

Spankings All Around!

How do you like your spankings? Pleasure or punishment? Or Birthday?!

Birthday Bash








"It’s been a long day." She faked a yawn, exaggerated stretch and all. "I’m exhausted and really need to get to bed."
"We’ll tuck you in." Stud grabbed his crotch suggestively, not that there was some other way to grab a crotch. "Read you a naughty bedtime story."
"We have strict instructions not to leave until you get your birthday spankings," Hung said. "All thirty."


Juli Falzone is stuck at home for her thirtieth birthday after the TSA put her on the no-fly list…until her doorbell rings and she finds two hot cops standing on her porch with a warrant for her arrest. Can she talk her way out of the situation or will they make her come along peacefully?
 
 
 
 
 

15 comments:

  1. LOL 1st, love Stud and Hung. Great nicknames. My favorite line is: "Stud grabbed his crotch suggestively, not that there was some other way to grab a crotch."

    Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Kinda reminds me of two of the seven dwarfs, only hunkier. Cute snippet, Kelli.

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  3. Sounds like a good birthday to me!

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  4. Now that’s a birthday spanking :) Great excerpt Kelli :)

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  5. Wow. How come I don't know any cops like this?

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  6. I agree with Celeste. And how come I missed out on my 40th birthday? Kelli, please send me yours for my 41st. I will be eternally grateful :)

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  7. Fun snippet. Suspect there's a lot of humor in this book. Enjoyed the blurb too.

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  8. Birthday spankings and a naughty bedtime story!

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  9. Hah!!! Reading this totally reminded me of my "New Year's Orgy" Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Stud and Hung... LOVE IT!!!!

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  10. With a name like that ! This just breeds eros and quandary... And a Birthday to celebrate too.. A lot to ponder in a few sentences...

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  11. Birthday spankings and cops...more please!

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  12. Love the character names. She sounds like a lucky, lucky girl.

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  13. Spanks a lot, ladies (and gentleman). Sorry I've been absent most of the day. Probably need a good ol' fashioned spank.

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  14. You never want to mess with the TSA. Her false nonchalant behavior is amusing. Great snippet!

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